i miss you
that pb&j taught me that angels can change, so who knows, maybe winchesters can change, too.
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We take you back out onto the moor…
Okay.
… and see if anything attacks you. That should bring things to a head.
pride and prejudice parks and rec au
- [charles bingley voice] jane bennet! :D
- ‘oh jane. you’re too beautiful to be funny. it’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything.’
- [lydia and kitty voices] treat. yo. self.
- mary bennet is april
- caroline bingley is a punk book jockey
- [whickham voice] i am fl-u-UUUSHH-ed with caa-AAA-ssh
- mr collins is jerry
- darcy is the ice clown whose ice town cost him his town crown
- ‘it’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it now lizzie’ ‘THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER’
- mr bennet once got a hernia and refused to move for 12 hours
[darcy voice] GEORGE WICKHAM HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIIIIIIFE
[wickham voice] LIZZIE B, you just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. brighton. girls. dancing. naked. DARCY? argument, swordfight, FLEEING THE SCENE, hiding in a ditch. coming here, crashing on your couch for a week because [sings] tech-nically I’m HOOOOME-LESS. i’mma hit the couch u know where I be
Instead of a lullaby, you would sing Hey Jude, ‘cause that’s your favorite Beatles song.
Our destiny is in the stars, so let’s go and search for it.
I wasn’t dead. In fact, I was knee-deep in God’s armpit killing monsters, which, I thought, is what we actually do.
I’m so sorry, Abigail. I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you in this life.