that pb&j taught me that angels can change, so who knows, maybe winchesters can change, too.
i want to write a movie about a girl with depression who meets a boy and they become friends and thats it. he’s just another friend. she goes to therapy and learns to love herself and saves herself. because thats how it happens. thats real life. you’re the hero. you can save yourself.
In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes
Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.
#ehhhh comme ci comme ca jovibon jovi? mauvais jovi? c’est un mystère
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
oooooh look, another list of aus for your writing pleasure:
[sorry if any of these have already been done!]+ you’re the cute barista and i’m the indie artist who plays at your coffee shop. i’m totally doing it for the pay and not to stare at your face for three hours every week, what are you talking about.
+ i’m the librarian and you’re the person who, in an attempt to flirt, just asked me if we carry books here.
+ you discreetly come into my bookstore every day just to play with my cat that i let wander. you think i don’t notice, but i totally do. don’t worry; it’s freaking adorable.
+ you are the lead singer of a rock band, and i’m the fan who you just called up on stage to sing a song with you. wow, you are way hotter in person and now i just forgot every lyric of yours ever.
+ you’re the cute trainer at the gym and i just fell off my treadmill because i couldn’t stop staring at you.
+ we’re the only two people in this theater and i’m taking note of all the parts of the film that make you laugh so i can talk to you after.
+ you’re selling cookies for your sister’s girl scout troop and you’re so adorable and awkward while doing it that i buy fifteen boxes.
+ you just started telling me your life story on the bus without even giving me your name first, and wait did you just say that you’re involved in the mafia?!
+ you’re the tech guru on campus and i keep getting viruses on my computer just so i can come talk to you.
+ we’re rival vloggers who are forced to do a panel together at vidcon, but it’s hard to despise you when you’re that much cuter in person.
+ you’re an actor on my favorite tv show and i’m your biggest fan. needless to say that when i meet you for the first time, i get so excited that i accidentally punch you in the face.
+ you’re a pirate and you were unaware about your feelings for me until a siren took my image.
+ you’re my tutor but i keep getting distracted because you’re so pretty.
+ even though i’m about to be carted off to the er after my car accident, i’m still gonna try to flirt with you, the cute emt.
+ i’m an escort but not that type of escort. if you play your cards right though, i could be.
+ i own an esty shop and you’re the cute worker at the post office i keep running into.
pride and prejudice parks and rec au
- [charles bingley voice] jane bennet! :D
- ‘oh jane. you’re too beautiful to be funny. it’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything.’
- [lydia and kitty voices] treat. yo. self.
- mary bennet is april
- caroline bingley is a punk book jockey
- [whickham voice] i am fl-u-UUUSHH-ed with caa-AAA-ssh
- mr collins is jerry
- darcy is the ice clown whose ice town cost him his town crown
- ‘it’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it now lizzie’ ‘THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER’
- mr bennet once got a hernia and refused to move for 12 hours
[darcy voice] GEORGE WICKHAM HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIIIIIIFE
[wickham voice] LIZZIE B, you just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. brighton. girls. dancing. naked. DARCY? argument, swordfight, FLEEING THE SCENE, hiding in a ditch. coming here, crashing on your couch for a week because [sings] tech-nically I’m HOOOOME-LESS. i’mma hit the couch u know where I be
tumblr recommended a snape/lily post on my dash i
you come into my house
you step over my husband
Ignore my crying son
cradle my corpse in your creepy arms
spend six years abusing my orphaned child
I can’t wait to be married and to come home after a long day and to simply curl up next to my favorite person in the whole world and fall asleep and I can’t wait to look at their cute little face everyday and to kiss their nose when they wake up and to sit across from them in the morning and talk about our dreams over a cup of coffee. that sounds like a grand ol’ time
Girls don’t like boys girls like slam poetry and Doc Martens
thanks so much! <3
pink {4 facts about my parents}:
1. my parents have been married for more than 20 years!
2. my parents met by bumping into each other while they were both walking to church <3
3. my dad proposed to my mom on valentine’s day (aw!)
4. their birthdays are only four months apart (idek)
orange {6 facts about my hometown}:
1. it’s a suburb of chicago (downtown is a 20-minute drive from my house when traffic’s good!)
2. it’s v small (like 6k people?)
3. we don’t really have a downtown, just a street with some shops on it
4. the part of town where i live is a hill surrounded by forest preserve! which is really nice <3
5. lots of the teens here smoke weed (ew)
6. i’ve lived here my whole life! and in the same house, even!
Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.